Yesterday was payday and was also the last day to pay my electric bill.  I tried paying the bill and realized I was putting in the wrong expiration date on the card...duh.  And I screwed up last month's payment so it didn't go through either.  I was wondering why I had all that extra money.  So...got that all situated.  I'm dealing with some minor BS at work.  You see I work in a jail.  It's not glamorous by any stretch of the imagination.  No one is happy to come to jail.  They are either mad, or crying, or have been there so much it feels like coming home.  I have to book these people in and try to answer all their questions as best I can, get them dressed out (which is a totally degrading process by the way) and I have to see ALOT of women in their birthday suit.  I don't enjoy it in the least and I try to be very clinical about it.  So take a note and don't come to jail unless you want me to see you in just what only God gave you.  It is not pleasant for me and it probably won't be for you either.  I am not gay and I really could totally go through my day and not be upset if I didn't have to see your naked body.  Yesterday an inmate got it into his head that I was trying to poison him by giving him the wrong medications.  How the hell do you convince them otherwise once they have that in their head?!  Answer is, you don't.  They have the right to refuse meds even if they need them.  So that was my minor BS.  I didn't try to poison him or kill him or anything else.  What would be the point?  Other than he is a total pain in the ass right now, I do not know this person outside of my job.  I know what he is charged with, but he has the same charge as a bunch of other guys in the jail.  His medications switched from the name brand meds to a generic and because the pills did not look the same, he decided I was giving him the wrong medications and I was trying to kill him.  Honestly unless a male inmate kicks up a fuss I rarely even know they are down that hall.  We have over 70 so I don't know why he thought he was interesting enough for me to lose my job over him.  I am so glad I have a supervisor who understands and looks out for me.  I couldn't have a better supervisor.